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30-10-2011 11:35 PM Funny answers - questions!
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Theres something called "multi-task", some people are very good at it, and is the key for a sucesfull business.
Can you imagine if you had to wair for hours and hours just to get your potions at the local store ?
That's why the mages at Edron Academy, among spells and other things, they also teach you some important things about custommer care. Pfft




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30-10-2011 11:36 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?


Npc got special spell "" Exevo Sermo """ and Npc bought special promo Grin



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30-10-2011 11:39 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

Becouse they have "god mode" so they are in in infinity person but we see only one.



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30-10-2011 11:40 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?
Do you know what is money?Because the npc receives a lot.



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30-10-2011 11:47 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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NPC is able to talk with so many players at the same time, beacause he have power to speak in thoughts
translate ;d



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30-10-2011 11:49 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

Because they are bots and its one of their super powers, multi-talking!



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30-10-2011 11:49 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

Answer: Because they're like a mother's heart: there is always room for one more. Smile



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30-10-2011 11:50 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because the NPC have in the pockets of Smurfs



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30-10-2011 11:54 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because NPC comes from another planet and has psychic abilities



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31-10-2011 12:01 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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if women can hunt in tibia, talk in tibia, talk on the phone, doing their nails, watch television, read the magazine, play with the dog, listen to favorite music...all this stuff at the sameee time... then an NPC can easily talking to 100 people.



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31-10-2011 12:05 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5:

Because they are gods in human form. why do you think we can't attack them? or steal form them? or even try to negociate suitable prices?



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31-10-2011 12:06 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

U can only see a single npc, but they are about a thousand, with the same name, stacking on the same spot, walking always on the same path... u cant see them even in your battle list just because cip hired bonelords to hide them with their magic. Thats all i can tell...



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31-10-2011 12:11 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

today's chat with the NPC. several players can communicate with them without having time to msm comflito answers or questions



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31-10-2011 12:14 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

Answer : he can talk to 100 players at once because he's a nerd with advanced typing!Grin



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31-10-2011 12:17 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because NPCs are controlled by mutated CipSoft members just like we are controlling our characters. So they are talking to us just by opening many chat windows, like we are doing it.

It's possible thanks to genetic experiments on young people who agree to work as NPC, for free PACC forever.



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31-10-2011 12:20 AM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by firolo 31-10-2011 12:20 AM
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because they use bot, and the money that they get by buying and selling items of the players, they use to pay CipSoft, for not banished them



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31-10-2011 12:24 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

I do not know if they can talk to 100 players at the same time because my monitor is only 19 inches! hahaha Pfft



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31-10-2011 12:43 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Hahahahaha answer to this question is very very simple... Smile Npcs was modeled on sellers from the x-anniversary stadium in Warsaw. With their mouths they can do everything.



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31-10-2011 12:49 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?
Porque ele não perde as fofocas de hoje em dias.
Por que ele sempre tem missão importante. Grin



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31-10-2011 01:07 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

NPC - Never-Pause Caller - just a proffesion. They trained many years to speak so fast that people have the impression that they said to one hundred people at a time.



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